Pedofiles unite

ZOMG A/S/L?!?!?! Do you recall when the internet was all the rage and we discovered online chatting with "peeps?" I know I sure do. Oh the days of asking my mom when I can use the phone connection so I can go online and chat with my many "friends" I made through the interwebs...oh how I wasted my time, not so much now, I assure you. I remember that question "a/s/l?" asked in a variety of ways. At first I didn't know what it meant, but it soon became a part of my normal, everyday speak, such as lol and ftw is currently. What I didn't know, but do now because of Law and Order: SVU's teachings, is that the many 15-19/M/F/(insert state here)'s could actually be pervy older gentlemen wanting to make my pre-pubescent acquaintance. Thank you SVU (Special Victims' Unit by the way) for showing me the light. I'm really glad that I had no idea, as many probably had not yet figured out that these "perverts" were out there and with the internet as a barrier, no one would ever figure out that Johnny, 14 and in Florida was actually Sal, 54 with diabetes and in Florida. I'm not sure why he had to have diabetes, seemed the thing he'd have, and being that he couldn't have sweets, the internet was quenching his proverbial "sweet tooth" via chatting with young morsels such as myself...hmm, this is getting creepier then I imagined it. What I way to begin my new blog, don't you agree?